me:whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:why
me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:that is a fantastic point
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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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strangevibezz:

abchannahxyz:

jennaavh:

Same

👆

Tru.
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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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dumbkili:

family dinners more like

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@14 hours ago with 154358 notes

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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@14 hours ago with 140287 notes

pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

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@14 hours ago with 41375 notes

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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@11 hours ago with 54480 notes
breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

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soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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@13 hours ago with 57610 notes
tyleroakley:

the ultimate insult

tyleroakley:

the ultimate insult

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@13 hours ago with 79210 notes

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

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