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unclefather:

chaos 

weloveblackgirls:

Parents can never just apologize

October 20 with 87 notes
nitrogen:

(18+)

plaideangel:

plaideangel:

thewifeofloki:

what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid

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this one does

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oh shit

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wHAT

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CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT

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chick magnet

WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT

October 20 with 175,639 notes

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

October 20 with 247,820 notes

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

October 20 with 124,685 notes
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

October 20 with 100,837 notes

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

October 20 with 401,802 notes

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

October 20 with 176,543 notes