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I'm Alex and I laugh a lot .

relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

(via sarrdee)

you, me, netflix while i slap ya butt

(Source: tangletots, via goddess-rising)

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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im in!

(via tipslip)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via shithappens-but-lifeegoeson)

flowertwink:

when someone judges u for eating ass

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(via supnikita)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via pparadisiac)

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

(via spermbanker)

vaginafulloflegos:

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(Source: feawojifeawi, via africandad)



Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.